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1. A man was walking downtown on the sidewalk holding a pig. Another person approaching them stopped and said “ Hey, very good looking”. Where did you get him?
The Pig said ... " I won him in a Raffle".
Got You Covered
Man wants someone to bury his dog
The man asked the priest what would be a fair price for someone to bury his Dog and perform a ceremony. The priest said he had no idea what someone would charge for this special req2uest. The man said he had only $5,000 and hoped he could get someone to bury & perform a small ceremony for his Dog.
The priest said "Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus, Joseph, and all the Saints! I had no idea he was a Catholic. You should have said that much earlier. I can definitely help you!"
4. Mother’s 90th Birthday & 4 Sons Gifts
Mother is planning for celebrating her 90th Birthday.
After her 4 sons had several meetings they finally
decided on what special gift each will give their Mother for this very big and
All gifts were given to their Mother on her Big 90th Birthday. Many other neighbors and friends attended the big celebration. Everyone had a lot of fun.
The Mother waited a week and decided to send her 4 Sons a Thank You for the gifts each had provided. The Mother wrote the following Thank You cards.
To the First Son -- My Dear
Son. Thank You for the new 8 room
new House. I really only need 1 room.
To the Second Son -- My Dear Son. Thank You for the new Entertainment Center with the Big Screen. Since I am mostly Blind and cannot Hear very well, I will not be turning on the Entertainment Center. Thank You Anyway!
To the Third Son -- My Dear Son. Thank You for the new Mercedes Benz auto. Since I am mostly Blind and do not have a driver license anymore, I will not be driving the new Mercedes Benz. Thank You Anyway!
To the Fourth Son -- My Dearest Son. Thank You for the very special gift. Last week, I ate the Chicken. It was very delicious. Thank You So Much!